i just google imaged poop.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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