he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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