piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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