is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You've changed since you got that strap on
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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