Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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