I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
