I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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