I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Come on in and take your pants off
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