doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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