Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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