Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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