I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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