So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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