I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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