Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just gift wrapped bread.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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