Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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