I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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