Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She bit a glass in half.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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