Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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