she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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