): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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