Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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