Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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