what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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