she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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