I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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