I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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