Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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