I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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