Nicole vs. Life
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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