You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he puts the penis in happiness.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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