it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
