There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
