it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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