the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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