I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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