Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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