i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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