so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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