did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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