the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She told me I should be a condom model.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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