Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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