this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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