3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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