She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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