Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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