Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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