Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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