yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I wear drunk well.
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