His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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