Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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