are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
