Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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