I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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