I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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