your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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