You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
