did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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