i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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